Mutton Python - Sheep sheep sheep and sheep

This weblog is about Sheep. Sheep sheep sheep and sheep.

When I refrased that to myself I thought. Hey, I've heart a similar thing.
And of course: the infamous Monty Python sketch about spam.

So, here it is. The new version with sheep.

Mutton Python - Sheep

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "sheep" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man:       You sit here, dear.

Wife:     All right.

Man:       Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man:       Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and sheep; egg bacon and sheep; egg bacon sausage and sheep; sheep bacon sausage and sheep; sheep egg sheep sheep bacon and sheep; sheep sausage sheep sheep bacon sheep tomato and sheep;

Vikings:  sheep sheep sheep sheep...

Waitress: ...sheep sheep sheep egg and sheep; sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep baked beans sheep sheep sheep...

Vikings:  sheep! Lovely sheep! Lovely sheep!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and sheep.

Wife:     Have you got anything without sheep?

Waitress: Well, there's sheep egg sausage and sheep, that's not got much sheep in it.

Wife:     I don't want ANY sheep!

Man:       Why can't she have egg bacon sheep and sausage?

Wife:     THAT'S got sheep in it!

Man:       Hasn't got as much sheep in it as sheep egg sausage and sheep, has it?

Vikings:  sheep sheep sheep sheep... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife:     Could you do the egg bacon sheep and sausage without the sheep then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife:     What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like sheep!

Vikings:  Lovely sheep! Wonderful sheep!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings:  Lovely sheep! Wonderful sheep!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon sheep and sausage without the sheep.

Wife:     I don't like sheep!

Man:       Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your sheep. I love it. I'm having sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep baked beans sheep sheep sheep and sheep!

Vikings:  sheep sheep sheep sheep. Lovely sheep! Wonderful sheep!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man:       Well could I have her sheep instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings:   (Singing elaborately...) sheep sheep sheep sheep. Lovely sheep! Wonderful sheep! sheep shee-e-e-e-e-eep sheep shee-e-e-e-e-ep sheep. Lovely sheep! Lovely sheep! Lovely sheep! Lovely sheep! Lovely sheep! sheep sheep sheep sheep!